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Monthly Contest

November’s Contest: Funny Pic contest

Rules:

1. You must send me a funny pic in order to enter the contest.
2. Your funny pic can not have any bad content in it.

I will judge the pic to see which one is the funniest!

cheesehog@hotmail.com I’ll give you the prizes by sending them to your e-mail.

(I get your e-mail address when you send in your entry.)

If you come in 1st:  You get your pic put into the funny pics archive, 333 Mohawk Points, and +1 point to your records for # of contests won.

If you come in 2nd: You get your pic put into the funny pics archive, 222 Mohawk Points, and +1 point to your records for # of contests won.

If you come in 3rd: You get your pic put into the funny pics archive, 111 Mohawk Points, and +1 point to your records for # of contests won.                                                                                   

Videos

Waddlguin’s 200 Suscriber Party

This video is rated G by me!

Club Penguin Tv 1

This video is rated “All Audiences” by me!

Cheddar Vision: Time Lapse: Complete 12 Months

This video is rated ”All Audiences” by me!

Kid Plays You Shook Me All Night Long

This video is rated ”All Audiences” by me!

(The kid playing is my friend if you’re wondering…)

GAMES

Penguin Games

http://www.miniclip.com/php/en/search_results.php?query=penguin

(More coming soon!)

HALL OF FAME

Awesome entries that won contests.

September’s/October’s Winner: No one

November’s Winner: No one so far…

Who has won the most contests?

1. ??? # of contests won: 0

2. ??? # of contests won: 0

3. ??? # of contests won: 0

FUNNY STUFF

Funny Games

Cheese Dreams     Help the Moon escape from the ship run by Space Mice!

Play this free game now!!

Funny Jokes

1. This joke has Jesus in it… but it’s not offensive.*Jesus spots an man with a beard*Jesus: Excuse me, have you seen my father?Man: No, sorry. Have you seen my son?Jesus: No, sorry. My dad is a carpenter.

   Man: I’m a carpenter!

   Jesus: My dad isn’t really my true dad since he’s a human.

   Man: My son isn’t really my true son since he’s a human.

   Jesus: Dad!

   Man: Pinocchio!

2. *Man takes a seat in the restaurant in the CN tower. You know, the one that turns around slowly?**Man spots another man trying to pull the window open*Man: Um… excuse me… why are you trying to pull that window open?*Other man pulls window fully open*

   *Other man steps back as if he were going to jump through*

   Man: Don’t do it!!!

   Other Man I’m not committing suicide… I’m just playing a game!

   Man: What do you mean?

   Other Man: Look, Since the restaurant is spinning… when I jump through the window the wind will blow me back.

   Man: Let me see.

   *Other man jumps toward window and comes back*

   Man: Cool! Can I see it again:

   Other Man: Sure!

   *Other man jumps toward the window again and comes back*

   Man: Nice! I’ll try it!

   *Man jumps toward window and flies through.*

   Other Man (to the waiter): He’ll live.

   Waiter: You superheroes are so mean when you’re drunk.

3. There was a battle between the Scottish and the French in a sea at one time… and that’s where this joke takes place.Crow’s Nest Dude: I see one French Ship!Scottish Captain: Cabin boy, fetch me my spyglass.*The cabin boy fetches the captain his spyglass*

   *Captain looks through the spyglass*

   Scottish Captain: Yes… there is a French ship there.

   Scottish Captain: Cabin Boy, fetch me my red blazer.

   Crow’s Nest Dude: Captain, why do you need your red blazer?

   Scottish Captain: So my crew will not see the blood on my coat and they will keep fighting, not helping me.

   Crow’s Nest Dude: Good thinking captain. But how will you get past the 40 French ships?

   Scottish Captain: 40!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE!!!

   Scottish Captain: Cabin boy, fetch me my brown pants.

4. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?                                                                                                                         Anyone can roast beef.
5. How do you make a submarine full of doofuses sink?          Knock on the door.
6. How do you know a doofus has been using the computer?             There’s White-Out all over the screen.

If you didn’t get the jokes…

1. Read the Catholic Bible and the Pinocchio book and I bet you’ll get the joke in no time
2. Since the guy that tryed the “game” first was a superhero he was able to fly back to where he was standing. The wind didn’t blow him back.
3. The captain told the cabin boy to get his browm pants because: You know how he wanted the blazer to hide the blood? He wanted the brown pants to hide… um… the brown stuff that comes out of you-know-where!
4. Anyone can roast beef… but have you ever heard of anyone trying to pea (pee) soup?
5. Since the people inside are doofuses, knocking on the door will make them open it!
6. Instead of just backspacing the mistakes… the doofus put White-Out on the screen!

The Mysterious Ticking Noise

This video is rated PG by me!

The Powa Within

This video is rated G by me!

Club Penguin Weirdos 1

This video is rated G by me!

Where’s Robert!

This video is rated G by me!

Bunnies like Waffles

This video is rated G by me!