Hello.

Today I’m going to give you the 411 on Swimmyman.

You all know him very well… and he’s probably the most popular character on the web.

Name: Swimmyman

Job: To Make people annoyed by his un-popularness

Appearance: Stick Man, Heavy-er, Male, In his mid-four-hundred-thirties…

Catchphrase: Go Go Geysers!

Sidekick: Joshy the Talking Lima Bean

May the geysers be with you.

Note: I’m going camping this week. I probably won’t post.

Miguel,